V-Day

[Punkie'sDad]

Anyone else getting a little down and mopey with Valentine's approaching or is it just me?

[cajun]

Hell no! Did you forget that February 15th is Steak and Blowjob Day? Now get to work making plans for that!

[Seamus]

No. Scared out of my wits trying to figure out what to get my GF.

[john]

Do I have to give a blow job to get a steak? I'm really not that hungry.......

[lespaulgb]

Im not that bothered, same old, different day. The 15th is looking quiet too......

[sox]

I just think about how much money I will be saving this year and dont have to worry about what to get. Little excited though, helped my 7 yr old daughter make her box and pick out her cards for school. Proud dad had to take few cell pics and send then to family. And cant forget she will have them that weekend, not sure what her boyfriend thinks about that but I can do what ever I want. Thinking of going out and finding a good band to listen to and play pool all night.

[Seamus]

Oh no you don't, Sox.

The rest of us can go out and have fun but not you. Remember, you are potentially going to be the face of single fatherhood to the whole nation. Heck, they could be filming you right now without your knowing it. We can't take any chances. It's off to the library on your weekends off, my friend. You must always have a good parenting book in one hand and a serious-man book in the other. Clothing. You've got to look sharp. Go to Men's Health magazine for ideas. Go classic: sports jackets, ties, button-down collared shirts.

[sox]

Ok, I will look for a good polka band and maybe spice it up with some sugar free kool aid. But by the way already have that library of self help books some on dealing with kids and ADHD, spirital books on improving ones outlook on life and moving forward, and serveral bibles one in bedroom one in the living room already. As far as clothing goes need to work on that most of my stuff is too big lost 70lbs since last year when all this went down.

[lespaulgb]

Originally Posted by Seamus

Oh no you don't, Sox.

The rest of us can go out and have fun but not you. Remember, you are potentially going to be the face of single fatherhood to the whole nation. Heck, they could be filming you right now without your knowing it. We can't take any chances. It's off to the library on your weekends off, my friend. You must always have a good parenting book in one hand and a serious-man book in the other. Clothing. You've got to look sharp. Go to Men's Health magazine for ideas. Go classic: sports jackets, ties, button-down collared shirts.

Yeah Sox, and brush your hair too while you're at it.....
Seamus,you're taking your lady out on the 14th? how can that not be fun?

[chevync]

I'm a little bummed, it sucks to be single, especially on V-Day.